hello!!
hi!! i'm maybeimamuppet or ezzy (she/they) and i write things or die trying. welcome to this, I hope you enjoy your stay :D
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my works
here's links to my works in chronological order on ao3 along with a brief summary. ratings and trigger warnings are in the opening notes of the works themselves. feel free to leave comments and kudos! but mostly comments. all are appreciated!! (turns out they dont work as links!! haha so fun. but if you just copy and paste them they should take ya where you need to go. i also dont know why some of these are italicized, its nothing ive done and nothing i can fix so please just bear with it. :D)-i should've told you, in which janis comforts cady through sensory overload and a meltdown, based on my personal experience. my first ever work!! (she's a little rough) https://archiveofourown.org/works/30005607-the first date, in which... cadnis has their first date. cute fluff involving a zoo and watching the stars.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/30006507-128√e980, in which cadnis shares their first 'i love you' featuring a stressed janis and absolutely precious cady.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/30109119-tale as old as time, in which cady gets the lead in the spring musical, belle in beauty and the beast. cadnis gets together and experiences the joy of the theatre alongside damian.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/30247959-let's get together, in which cadnis... gets together. slight angst, but with a good dose of nice fluff as well.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/30390693-the second first date, in which we have the first installment of ezzy can't fucking title. but also in which cadnis has their second date. much like the first date but this time it's cady's turn.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/30540753-the rainbow in you, in which ezzy writes their first au (maybe). janis has chromesthesia (the ability to see sounds as a form of synesthesia) and we see her experiences loving cady in color.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/30684620?viewadult=true-the best medicine, in which janis gets sick :( cute fluffy sickfic of cady taking care of her for a day.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/30827372-someone gets hurt, in which ezzy writes her first angst! cady spots janis acting suspiciously around none other than regina george. is she cheating??
https://archiveofourown.org/works/30969551-dance with you, in which cadnis goes to prom alongside damian and my first oc. cute school dance fluff with a healthy helping of references to the prom musical.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/31119023-i think i wanna marry you, in which cadnis gets engaged :3 possibly the softest thing i've written and full of lots of cute love.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/31259657-catch you when you fall, in which janis has a broken arm and they get a cat. that actually sums it up rather well.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/31401275-city of love, in which cadnis and damian go to paris on vacation, and adopt a dog.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/31554782-queen of hearts, in which we have a royalty au. set in the small, little known and long lost kingdom of evanston circa 1855 or so, cady and janis find love. nearly 30k words and chock full of heavy angst and fluff.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/31701956-the intervention, in which the plastics and damian confront cadnis about their... aggressive, shall we say, affection for each other.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/31847950-just a farewell, in which cadnis stares down the barrel of a long distance relationship.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/31991449-in her pride, in which cadnis and damian and my dear oc attend a local pride celebration.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/32140855-guess who? in which cadnis become mamas. they're having a baaaaaaby!!
https://archiveofourown.org/works/32289046-it's me and you, in which cadnis get married. adorable short but sweet wedding fic. https://archiveofourown.org/works/32434174-i got you, in which we have janis and the twins introduced in 'guess who?'. cute fic of janis being the most adorable mother.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/32434381-i see stars, in which we have a funky little au. i won't say what, but suffice it to say that janis isn't human and the title is a pretty solid spoiler.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/32581819-the blood of angry (wo)men, in which we see the twins again, and one gets her first period.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/32877562-the bless book, in which the gang recreates the burn book, but with compliments this time.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/32878063-the game is afoot, in which we have a victorian sherlock au and solve a murder mystery.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/33769354-you happened, in which cady's cousin emma nolan drops by for a visit.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/33902785-dream a better dream, in which we have a sharkboy and lavagirl au. yes, you read that right.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/34038094-it takes a village, in which the plastics babysit cadnis' babes.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/34155022-how to win friends, in which we see damian and janis' origin story.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/34261147-what's in a name, in which we have a delightful little coffee shop au, complete with lots of fluff.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/34331920-more than words can say, in which ezzy writes cadina for the first time. short and sweet.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/34461484?viewadult=true-lost and found, in which cady comes to terms (and to janis) with an unexpected pregnancy.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/34608583-love by the light of the moon, in which we have a halloween story ooh. werewolf!cady x vampire!janis and lots of cute shit between them.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/34766128-the happiest accident, in which we have ezzy's first collab fic with Whyyyyy/parkitaco. everything janis draws comes to life. what happens when she draws cady?
https://archiveofourown.org/works/34909441-the terrible horrible no good very bad day, in which we see leo and layla's first day(s) of kindergarten.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/35042023-little miss perfect, in which we have a cadnis songfic based on little miss perfect by joriah kwamé.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/35153767-it takes a village, in which the plastics and damian respectively babysit cadnis' tiny twins.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/34155022/chapters/84982051-25 days of cadnis (twins edition), in which we have 25 holiday themed oneshots of cadnis with their twins.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/35436295/chapters/88330807-25 days of cadnis, in which we have 25 holiday themed oneshots of cadnis.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/35431765/chapters/88318843-choose your own adventure, in which cady and regina confess their feelings for janis at the same time and it's up to you who she ends up with (cadnis, rejanis, cadina)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/37774573-i'd rather be me, in which we have a cadnis body swap/freaky friday au.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/38055124-a perfect stranger, in which we have the poly-stics (regina/gretchen/karen) having a baby.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/38359894-home away from home, in which the spectacular seven (idfk) and leo and layla take a group vacation to lake michigan.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/39371787-a few little drabbles, in which ezzy posts short stories written as part of various ask games on tumblr.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/40283382-picking teams, in which ezzy writes her first multi-chapter fic. american football player!janis x cheerleader!cady with healthy doses of secret relationships and our other favorite tropes.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/39819519/chapters/99693954
request
here is where to find and support me, as well as how to leave any requests!! if you're reading this, that means i have officially finished rebranding and have opened things up! so, the following is ships i am currently willing to write for in order of willingness. the farther down you get, the less confident i get and unfortunately the quality of work may decrease slightly as well. but i am absolutely willing to give it my best shot!SHIPS I WILL DO
-cadnis (cady heron x janis sarkisian)
-cadina (cady heron x regina george)
-poly cady/janis/regina
-jatchen (janis sarkisian x gretchen wieners)
-grady (cady heron x gretchen wieners)
-jaren (janis sarkisian x karen smith)
-carey (cady heron x karen smith)
-rejanis (regina george x janis sarkisian)
-fetchen?? i think?? (karen smith x gretchen wieners)
-poly-stics (regina/gretchen/karen)
-poly-stics + cady
-poly-stics + janis
-poly-stics + janis + cadySHIPS I WILL NOT DO
-janis x any boy
-damian x any girl
-janis x damian (romantically, platonic is fine)
-cady x aaron (main, they'll probably appear in the background sometimes)if your desired ship isn't listed, send your request my way anyway and i'll see if i can make it work :D
same goes for getting other shows/fandoms involved (heathers, the prom, beetlejuice, etc.)RULES
-leave your requests wherever is most convenient for you
-i will message you or reply to you when i see your request to acknowledge that i have seen it/it has been taken. if 24 hours go by with no response from me i have not seen your request, please leave it elsewhere so i can find it
-i reserve the right to refuse any request for any reason and may not explain why i am refusing
-DO NOT share my works anywhere
-DO NOT claim my works as your own
-be polite and patient
-be as specific as you can, unless you want me to have free reign! details as to what you want help me write more in accordance with what you want to see
-you will be credited by the username you give me on the platform you gave the request (eg if you ask on wattpad, i will tag you in the chapter there). if you want to be tagged elsewhere please provide users in the comment with your request
-enjoy!! i can't wait to write for you!!LINKS TO FIND MEwattpad: user maybeimamuppet
https://www.wattpad.com/user/maybeimamuppetao3: user maybeimamuppet
https://archiveofourown.org/users/maybeimamuppet/pseuds/maybeimamuppettumblr: user maybeimamuppet
https://maybeimamuppet.tumblr.comko-fi: user maybeimamuppet
ko-fi.com/maybeimamuppetemail me at:
[email protected]mwah! lots of love, ezzy <3